We Are All Guinea Pigs

We are all guinea pigs. If you don't believe me, ask the pharmaceutical industries, the chemical industries, etc. (6/13/09)

Zeroes and Infinities

There are no limits to how low zeroes can go, and there are no limits to how high infinities can go, because nature is boundless. Of course, zeroes and infinities are reciprocals of each other, and, as such, they are interchangeable with each other. (6/13/09)

My VA Disability Compensation

I got my VA Disability Compensation the old-fashioned way: I earned it! Believe it or not! QED! (6/13/09)

Kinky Hair Is Like the Waves on the Seas and Oceans

Kinky hair is like the waves on the seas and oceans, because it is rough and curly like the waves on the seas and oceans. Believe it or not! QED! (6/13/09)

To Pay Taxes

To pay taxes (tacks) is to put tacks in the soles (souls) of one's shoes. In other words, if one pays taxes, one is putting nails (Niles) in the soles (souls) of one's shoes. Believe it or not! QED! (6/13/09)

Spurring and Tacking

Spurring is about guiding a horse, while tacking is about sailing a ship. (6/13/09)

People Can Call Me Whatever They Want

People can call me whatever they want, because I am the complete light spectrum, thus I am the light and the way. Believe it or not! QED! (6/13/09)

Who Says that Human or Animal Sacrifice Is Necessary?

Who says that human or animal sacrifice is necessary, period. Such thinking can only come from literalist elitist scumbags. People have to use nonnaive common sense in deciding what they should do, and not rely on sacred or religious text, although sacred and religious text can be consulted for metaphorical thinking and action, and not literal thinking and action. (6/13/09)

Who Do You Think You Are?

Who do you think you are? If you cannot help someone with broken wings, etc., then you are sick, because all that you perceive are the characteristics of your own minds, and physical existence is an unproven, and an unprovable hypothesis. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

Concerning Human Experimentation

No one should have the power of attorney to make decisions concerning human experimentation on the person or persons who they have the power of attorney over, because most people are literalist elitist scumbags. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

Veterans and Veterinary Medicine

Veterans and Veterinary Medicine have nothing to do with each other. Anyone who believes that is a literalist elitist scumbag. And, so are persons who believe that wearing dog tags make human beings dogs. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

Criminal Means

Criminal means: Crime in all. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

Exercise Produces a Lot of Toxins in the Body

Exercise produces a lot of toxins in the body, so exercise might not help people live longer lives nor have a more enjoyable life. A life of the mind is what people need most. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

Science Has no End

Science has no end, because there is an infinite number of zeroes beneath each zero, and their is a infinite number of infinities above each infinity. And, zero and infinity are interchangeable with each other, because they are reciprocals of each other. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

If Privates Are Privates, then Where Are their Privacies

If privates are privates, then where are their privacies? If private first-class is private first-class, then why isn't private first-class on top of the heap? Corporals are corporals, because they have bodies, and specialists are specialists, because they are special, etc. (6/14/09)

Intercom = Hearing Voices

Intercom means hearing voices, which we all do, because all that we perceive are the characteristics of our own minds, and physical existence is an unproven and an unprovable hypothesis. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

Marksmen and Markswomen

Marksmen and Markswomen place signal markers on anything of interest to field commanders, because, when field commanders are in the field, they can play as many as five stars in the theater of operations. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier should remain empty, because: 0=X=0, where X equals anything, and everything possible. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

The DVA Is the Crutch (Crotch) of Disabled Veterans

The DVA is the crutch (crotch) of disabled veterans, and all disabled veterans (including me) have earned their right to their crutches (crotches), because they got their crutches (crotches) the oldfashioned way: They earned them. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

To Speak Figuratively Is to Do Mathematics

To speak figuratively is to do mathematics, which is what metaphors, similes, etc., are all about. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

To Be Discrete Is to Be Limited

To be discrete is to be limited like the visible light spectrum, while to be indiscrete is to be unlimited like the whole light spectrum. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

One = Won

One = Won, means the whole light spectrum. Believe it or not! QED!

To Be or Know Nothing

To be or know nothing is to be or know everything, according to the Ferreira Genesis Equation. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

Spectrum = Spectra

Spectrum = Spectra, because from one comes many, and from many come one. E Pluribus Unum. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

Woolly Hair = Worldly (Government Is) Here (Hair)

Woolly hair = Worldly (government is) here (hair). Believe it or not! QED!

Bowing at the Wailing Wall

Bowing at the Wailing (Whaling) Wall is about the bow of a ship as it travels through rough seas or oceans to hunt for whales. Of course, even if the events mentioned above were real, they now should be taken metaphorically from now on, because only literalist elitest scumbags take history literally any more. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

Satan = Say tan = Tan

Satan = Say tan = Tan. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

Witchcraft = Which Craft

Witchcraft = Which craft (are you talking about?) = Witch which is which witch? Voodoo = Vous do = You do. Voodun = Vous done = You done. Santeria = San tar ria = With tar rivers. Obeah = (We) obey you. Shamanism = Shore man is him. Envy = NV = No victory (for anyone) = Stalemate. Hatred = Hate red (because of envy). Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

Afghanistan = Afghan Is Tan

Afghanistan = Afghan Is Tan. Hindustan = Hindu (is) tan. Tanned leather is tan. Check your brains to see if they are tan, because, if they are tan, then you are a literalist elitist scumbag. Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

The World Spins Like the Tower of London

The world spins like the Tower of London, because the world is now the Tower of London, figuratively speaking, of course. This is the DPS, the Delmarva Programming Service. Delmarva Peninsula calling: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delmarva_Peninsula Believe it or not! QED! (6/14/09)

If You Are up in the Stadium

If you are up in the stadium watching the performances on the earth (dirt) then you are dead, because, in the clouds (cloud and bubble chambers), are where dead people go when they die = "Better red than dead!" Gods are in the Arenas programming their computers. Believe it or not! QED! (6/15/09)

To Have Handlers Is to Be a Puppet on Strings

Most people don't even know that to have handlers is to be a puppet on strings. Believe it or not! QED! (6/15/09)

Schoolwork Is for Student E. coli

Most people do not know that schoolwork is for student E. coli. And, after a day in school, who can really do homework? Believe it or not! QED! (6/15/09)

This Is RG Piloting GSS Through Space

This is RG piloting GSS through Space. Come in God. Believe it or not! QED! (6/15/09)

Industries = In Dust Trees = All Trees Will Be Turned to Dust

Industries = In dust trees = All trees will be turned to dust. Believe it or not! QED! (6/15/09)

Author Keith N. Ferreira, aka Professor QED, of the University of Neoliberal Arts
www.philophysics.com

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