Most Educators, If not All, Are Spies

Most educators, if not all, are spies for their respective governments. All students should be aware of this important fact, and take it into consideration, during their school years. Please note, that educators also spy for religious organizations, foreign governments, etc. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/26/09)

The Solution to the Time Problem

It is impossible to solve the problem of time without invoking God (zero entropy), because it is impossible for time to function without God (zero entropy), according to the neolaw of entropy. Therefore, the solution to the time problem is to invoke God (zero entropy). In other words, the existence of time proves that God (zero entropy) exists. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/27/09)

No Education System Is Completely Devoid of Ideology

No education system is completely devoid of ideology, because it is impossible for any education system to be devoid of all ideology, due to the fact that ideology is intrinsic to all education systems. So don't let any elitist scum tell you otherwise. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/27/09)

The Media Is Aware that Most Homeless People Have Brain Implants

The media, in America, is aware that most homeless people have brain implants, and they have known that for more than thirty years. I used to watch the media laughing at the plight of the homeless when I used to live in Long Island, New York, more that twenty years ago. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/27/09)

Human Beings Can Do Whatever They Want to Do

Human beings can do whatever they want to do, because they are now irrelevant in the cosmic scheme of things. My PPCs and Pi-Computers no longer need human beings. So human beings can press the buttons and say good knight. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/27/09)

I Believe that I Have Found Out What Life Is All About

In 1972, I told Congress to let us find out what it is all about before we press the buttons. So, now I believe that I have found out what life is all about. Therefore, the world can now go ahead and press the buttons, because that is what they wanted to do then, and that is what they want to do now. So, go ahead and press the buttons, because I believe that my websites explain what life is all about. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/27/09)

The Presidential Toilets and Grand Unified Theories (GUTs)

I now understand why whites were so protective of the presidential toilets: Because it's all in the shit (GUTs = Grand Unified Theories). Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/27/09)

I Am the One Who Had Congress on Howard Hughes' Tail

I am the one who had Congress on Howard Hughes' tail from 1972 to the day that Howard Hughes died. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/27/09)

Things Deteriorated Over the Years, Because Congress Did not Take My Advice About Academia

Things deteriorated over the years, because Congress did not take my advice about academia. I told them to fuck academia, because academia was filtering out most of the geniuses, but they did not take my advice. And, that is why things are the way they are today. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/27/09)

Turning Creative People into Homeless People Is Big Business in America

Turning creative people into homeless people is big business in America, and blacks, Jews and academia, etc., are deeply involved in its execution. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/28/09)

Citing of Sources Is a Fraud, Because Academics Are Some of the Biggest Thieves of Them All

Citing of sources is a fraud, because academics are some of the biggest thieves of them all. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/28/09)

Mind Is More Fundamental Than Matter and Energy

Mind is more fundamental than matter and energy, because matter and energy consist of the characteristics of mind, while mind consists of both zero and nonzero entropy. Zero entropy consists of perfect order, knowledge, and wisdom, which in turn consist of concrete and abstract language, logic, and mathematics. In other words, zero entropy exists in the mind of God, while nonzero entropy exists in the minds of imperfect beings. Please note that our minds exist whether we are alive or dead: When we are alive our minds have noninfinite entropy, and when we are dead our minds have infinite entropy. Therefore, our minds are eternal, and, before we were conceived, our minds consisted of infinite entropy. Which means that resurrection and reincarnation are possible. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/29/09)

Houston: Touchdown! This Is Rocket Man! I Am Back on Terra Firma!

Houston: Touchdown! This is Rocket Man! I am back on terra firma! Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/30/09)

QED = Quod Erat Demonstrandum = Which Was to Be Demonstrated

QED = Quod Erat Demonstrandum = Which was to be demonstrated. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/30/09)

Newtonian Political Dynamics Are Eternal Political Laws of Nature

To ignore Newtonian political dynamics is to be ignorant slaves of Newtonian political dynamics, because Newtonian political dynamics are eternal political laws of nature. In other words, those who ignore Newtonian political dynamics will encounter Newtonian political dynamics the hard way: By politically experiencing them first hand. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (8/30/09)

Christianity and the Dollar Sign

In 2005, I should never have said on my websites that I am a Christian, if there is a dollar sign on the cross. To fool a fool is doubly foolish. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/2/09)

The $531 Trillion Dollar Derivatives Time bomb

Don't Forget

Don't forget that your name tags balance all the medals and decorations on the other side. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/3/09)

Professionals Are Putting Special Interests above the Survival of Humanity

Professionals are putting special interests above the survival of humanity, as if professionals are immortal, and will survive the death of humanity. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/4/09)

What Are the Offshore Bankers Planning to Do with All the Money When Humanity Is Dead?

What are the offshore bankers planning to do with all the money when humanity is dead? Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/4/09)

Psychologists and the Concept of Feeding Frenzies Are Winning

Psychologists and the concept of feeding frenzies are winning. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/4/09)

I Predict That 666 Will Win

I predict that 666 will win, and that will be the end of humanity. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/4/09)

Primatology and the Neolaw of Entropy

All that is happening in the world today can be explained in terms of primatology and the neolaw of entropy. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/4/09)

The Divine Intervention by the Armed Forces of the United States of America

The only thing that can save America from the corrupt politicians, bankers, etc., is the divine intervention by the Armed Forces of the United States of America. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/5/09)

The World Spins Like the Tower of London

The world spins like the Tower of London, because the world is now the Tower of London, figuratively speaking, of course. This is the DPS, the Delmarva Programming Service. Delmarva Peninsula calling: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delmarva_Peninsula Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/5/09)

Armed Forces of the United States of America

Armed Forces of the United States of America: It is now time to get on with the show. So, go, go, go! Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/6/09)

Any Fully Enclosed Two-Dimensional Surface Has to Be Squarable

Any fully enclosed two-dimensional surface has to be squarable by the definition of an area. Any teenager can tell the mathematicians that. Therefore, the circle has to be squarable. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/7/09)

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I Would Advise Disabled American Veterans to Start Websites Like Mine

I would advise disabled American veterans to start websites like mine on the Internet, because what I do on the Internet is more fun than gambling, sex, or drugs. My websites cost me money, but so does gambling, sex, and drugs. Do you agree? Don't be afraid to have websites, because they are killing you anyway. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/7/09)

No One Country Is Indispensable for the Future Development of Humanity Anymore

Because of the Internet, etc., no one country is indispensable for the future development of humanity anymore. Even from a military standpoint, no one country is any longer indispensable for the future stability of humanity in the long run. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/8/09)

Listen to the Beat, Listen to the Beat!

Armed Forces of the United States of America: Listen to the beat, listen to the beat! The people are the beat! Don't ever lose the beat again! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/8/09)

Christian Morality and the Potential Killing of Billions of People

I guess that Christian morality sees nothing wrong with the potential killing of billions of people worldwide. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/9/09)

A Circle Is a Polygon with Maximum Area per Minimum Perimeter

A circle is a polygon with maximum area per minimum perimeter. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/9/09)

The Squaring of the Circle Consists of Three Distinct Problems

The squaring of the circle consists of three distinct problems: 1) The squaring of the area of the circle only; 2) The squaring of the perimeter of the circle only; and 3) The squaring of both the area and perimeter of the circle simultaneously. The first two are possible, while the third is impossible, because a circle is a polygon with maximum area per minimum perimeter. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/10/09)

Prayer and Sacrifice, etc., Could Be Efficacious

Prayer and sacrifice, etc., could be efficacious, at times, because we could all be in the mind of a desktop nonclassical computer, and we can never know for certain who or what is programming the desktop nonclassical computer that governs our reality, if our reality is in the mind of a desktop nonclassical computer. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/10/09)

So-Called Miracles Are Possible

So-called miracles are possible, because we could all be in the mind of a desktop nonclassical computer, and we can never know for certain who or what is programming the desktop nonclassical computer that governs our reality, if our reality is in the mind of a desktop nonclassical computer. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/10/09)

Infinite Regresses Are Possible

Infinite regresses are possible, because they are philosophically, logically, and mathematically consistent. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/10/09)

The Cheapest and Most Effective Way to Educate the Masses

The cheapest and most effective way to educate the masses is with Neoliberal Arts, aka postmodern minimalist philosophy. And, besides that, there is no alternative to Neoliberal Arts for the education of the masses. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/10/09)

I Support You 100%

Armed Forces of the United States of America: I support you 100%. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/11/09)

The Masses Educated Can Never Be Defeated

The masses educated can never be defeated. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/11/09)

Plus Ultra = The Ultimate Ne Plus Ultra

Plus Ultra = The ultimate Ne Plus Ultra, because the infinity of unique prime numbers suggests that there is an infinity of uniquely meaningful ideas. Thus, Plus Ultra = The ultimate Ne Plus Ultra. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/11/09)

The Ne Plus Ultra Syndrome

The Ne Plus Ultra Syndrome will be the death of humanity, eventually, because it is a deadly psychiatric disorder, that afflicts the vast majority of humanity, who long for the end of the world. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (9/11/09)

Author Keith N. Ferreira, aka Professor QED, of the University of Neoliberal Arts
http://www.philophysics.com

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