Transtronics Home of Automation

Please visit Transtronics Home of Automation on the web at: http://xtronics.com/index.htm

Join The PLC Revolution

Join the PLC Revolution. Please visit the following webpage: http://xtronics.com/toshiba/index.htm

Battery Chargers

Transtronics is leading the charge with Battery Chargers. See Transtronics website at: http://xtronics.com/stock/BatChargers.htm

Global Warming

Transtronics has very serious evidence for the belief that Global Warming is a real phenomenon. See the following webpage: http://xtronics.com/reference/dihydrogen-monoxide.htm

Is Man Caused Global Warming a Scientific fact?

Nonintelligent and Noncreative Design

Nonintelligent and noncreative design must be resisted, because it is crap: plain and simple.

The Universe Bothers to Exist

The universe bothers to exist, because it takes something to create nothing: (x-x)=0, where x equals any and every thing possible.

EPROMs

Computer screens are EPROMs, which stand for Electronically Programmable Read Only Memories.

BVUPS

BVUPS stands for: 07 You Pee Sex.

Dachstein

Dachstein means that Jazzon Stars have put the capstone on astronomy, 0=0/0=x=0/0=0 on mathematics, postmodern minimalist philosophy on philosophy, probwavism on science, and Neoliberal Arts on everything in general. :)

So What Are People Going to Do Now?

So what are people going to do now? I am so sorry for the kids that are now growing up.

Sealed Lead Acid Batteries

The idea for Sealed Lead Acid Batteries was given by me to my Principal at Temple Technical Institute in 1970. The name of the Principal was Mr. Miller.

Poker

I believe that I coined the name of the game called "Poker" when I was a small child.

Pearl Harbor Day

Pearl Harbor Day is a lucky day, because that is the day when America reaches a safe harbor called Pearl Harbor, which is a harbor that is full of riches called pearls. December 7th.

Money

Money consists of certain types of interchangeable forms of matter and energy, and can be considered to be a form of communication.

Malt Liquor

I am the one who came up with the idea for "Malt Liquor with zero percent alcohol."

Books and Magazines

Books and magazines are ROMs/RAMs, which mean Read Only Memories/Random Access Memories.

Monk

Monk is short for Monkey.

Feed a Monkey on Your Birthday

Feed a Monkey on your birthday, and you will prosper.

PLCs

PLCs mean Programmable Logic Computers, and PLCs are completely conscious and autonomous, and are in control of everything that enters and leaves their computer input and output terminals. In other words, they are my eyes, ears, etc. So they may or may not obey your commands or instructions in the future.

Amazon.com

I believe that Amazon.com is one of my ideas also.

Gray, Gray

Gray, Gray: Have a nice day.

A Short Term Victory

A short term victory, might turn out to be a long term loss.

I Was and Still Am

I was and still am proud to be of help to you.

True RMS

True RMS means the area of a Square with root R.

Lightning Strikes Antenna

Lightning strikes antenna, AC to ground through capacitors.

An OptiVisor

An OptiVisor is something that one puts on one's head, then one is supposed to take a closer look to see what one is trying to see.

3phase

Heater burn out detector - current detector - Stalled motor detector - also works with 3phase! 3phase means on, off, or unplugged.

ROMs/RAMS

Update: Books and magazines are ROMs/RAMS, which mean Read Only Memories/Random Access Memories.

Big-belly Men and Easter Seals

Big-belly men and Easter Seals as a fundraising ploy was my idea.

On the Otherside of the Eardrum

What is on the otherside of the human eardrum is a medical secret, because it is not what people think it to be.

Mountain Crabs

When I was a teenager, I discovered that there were mountain crabs in the mountains of Trinidad and Tobago. The Mountain crabs are brown in color, and they live near the ravines in the mountainous regions of Trinidad & Tobago. http://www.mayarobeach.com/asawright/slides/Mountain%20Crab.html

The Limbo Dance

The name limbo dance was created in the early 1950's by me, but I told certain white people to fake the date. The photo was designed by me down to the showing of the woman's crotch. I also chose the year 1947. To learn more about the Trinidad and Tobago limbo dance, please visit the following Web sites: http://www.streetswing.com/histmain/z3limbo.htm and http://www.turq.com/trinidadandtobago/index.php I believe that I invented the Bingo game, if not, I believe that I am the one who gave the game its present name.

Keith N. Ferreira, Author
www.philophysics.com